Let's be real — the only B.S. any of us need is Berners and Sunshine. This playful tee says exactly what every Bernese Mountain Dog owner is thinking, with a bold retro groovy graphic to match. A cheeky cartoon Berner stands tall holding an iced drink, surrounded by sparkles and retro star bursts, with the text "the only B.S. i need is BERNERS & SUNSHINE" in a fun bubble and bold display font combination.
The warm coral, pink, and orange color palette gives this shirt a sunny, feel-good energy that's as big as a Berner's personality. It's lighthearted, a little cheeky, and 100% relatable to anyone who has ever chosen their dog's company over just about anything else.
Available in multiple colors, this soft unisex crew neck tee is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser — wear it to the dog park, on errands, or anywhere you want to spread a little Berner joy. It also makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift for any Berner lover who appreciates a good pun.
👕 Product Details:
🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size — 100% cotton
🐾 Size up for an oversized fit
🐾 Printed on demand & made just for you
🐾 Machine washable
🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white
🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders!
🐾 International friends, visit our Etsy shop!
🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know within 14 days! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you.
🐾 PRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux printed, not raised or sewn.
🐾 PRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.
🐾 CHANGES: Contact us within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.
🐾 RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.
🐾 Don't see exactly what your Bernese heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. Just visit our Contact Us page!
Remember to share your hugs — they have the power to save a life! Bear hugs from us to you!
🤖 This listing uses AI generated model(s).
Designed using AI image generation tools under original creative direction.
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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