The fur is everywhere. On the couch. On your black pants. In your coffee. In your soul. And honestly? You wouldn't have it any other way. "Epic Furry — The Shedding Will Not Stop" is the Bernese Mountain Dog owner's anthem, rendered in full heavy metal rock band glory. A grinning Berner face bursts from the center surrounded by lightning bolts, loose fur and explosive energy, topped with the "EPIC FURRY" logo in jagged metal-style lettering.
This rock band parody design is the funniest, most honest thing any Berner owner will ever wear. Because if you live with a Bernese Mountain Dog, you already know: the shedding is not a phase. It is a lifestyle.
Available in multiple colors, this soft unisex crew neck is a guaranteed gift hit for any Berner owner with a sense of humor — for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where someone deserves a shirt that makes everyone in the room immediately understand.
👕 Product Details:
🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size — 100% cotton
🐾 Size up for an oversized fit
🐾 Printed on demand & made just for you
🐾 Machine washable
🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white
🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders!
🐾 International friends, visit our Etsy shop!
🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know within 14 days! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you.
🐾 PRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux printed, not raised or sewn.
🐾 PRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.
🐾 CHANGES: Contact us within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.
🐾 RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.
🐾 Don't see exactly what your Bernese heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. Just visit our Contact Us page!
Remember to share your hugs — they have the power to save a life! Bear hugs from us to you!
🤖 This listing uses AI generated model(s).
Designed using AI image generation tools under original creative direction.
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18.00 |
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24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
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32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
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1.50 |
FAQ:
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What does the "Epic Furry" graphic look like? A rock band parody: a grinning Berner face surrounded by lightning bolts and loose fur, "EPIC FURRY" in jagged heavy metal lettering, "THE SHEDDING WILL NOT STOP" below.
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Do Bernese Mountain Dogs shed a lot? Yes — heavy shedders year-round with two major seasonal blowouts. Their thick tri-color double coat is one of the breed's most recognizable (and messiest) traits.
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Is this a good funny gift for a Berner owner? Absolutely — every Berner owner lives this daily and will recognize the accuracy instantly.
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