We've all been there. This shirt gets it. A grumpy, unbothered Bernese Mountain Dog clutches a coffee mug with the energy of someone who has absolutely no intention of engaging — and the graphic says exactly that. "I LISTEN" in bold block letters up top, followed by a pixel art Berner portrait glaring into the middle distance against a dramatic retro sunset gradient, then "JUST NOT TODAY" below, with the kicker: "Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
The pixel art retro sunset style gives this shirt a uniquely cool, slightly ironic aesthetic — funny enough to make people laugh out loud, but designed well enough that you'd actually want to wear it.
Available in multiple colors, this soft unisex crew neck is the perfect gift for the Berner owner with a great sense of humor — for birthdays, the holidays, or any occasion.
👕 Product Details:
🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size — 100% cotton
🐾 Size up for an oversized fit
🐾 Printed on demand & made just for you
🐾 Machine washable
🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white
🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders!
🐾 International friends, visit our Etsy shop!
🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know within 14 days! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you.
🐾 PRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux printed, not raised or sewn.
🐾 PRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.
🐾 CHANGES: Contact us within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.
🐾 RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.
🐾 Don't see exactly what your Bernese heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. Just visit our Contact Us page!
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🤖 This listing uses AI generated model(s).
Designed using AI image generation tools under original creative direction.
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
FAQ:
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What does the graphic look like? Pixel art Berner holding a coffee mug, deadpan expression, retro gradient sunset background, "I LISTEN... JUST NOT TODAY... Tomorrow isn't looking good either."
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Are Bernese Mountain Dogs stubborn? Gentle and loving, but famously independent and selectively motivated — an endearing (occasionally maddening) trait this shirt celebrates.
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Is this a good funny gift? Yes — any Berner owner will instantly recognize the truth in it.
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