{"product_id":"the-only-bs-i-need-is-berners-and-sunshine-tshirt","title":"Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Gift Shirt | Berner Lover Pun Tee | Only B.S. I Need Is Berners \u0026 Sunshine","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #141413; font-family: 'Anthropic Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eLet's be real — the only B.S. any of us need is Berners and Sunshine. This playful tee says exactly what every Bernese Mountain Dog owner is thinking, with a bold retro groovy graphic to match. A cheeky cartoon Berner stands tall holding an iced drink, surrounded by sparkles and retro star bursts, with the text \"the only B.S. i need is BERNERS \u0026amp; SUNSHINE\" in a fun bubble and bold display font combination.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 12px; padding: 0px; font-family: 'Anthropic Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8; color: #141413;\"\u003eThe warm coral, pink, and orange color palette gives this shirt a sunny, feel-good energy that's as big as a Berner's personality. It's lighthearted, a little cheeky, and 100% relatable to anyone who has ever chosen their dog's company over just about anything else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px 0px 12px; padding: 0px; font-family: 'Anthropic Sans', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.8; color: #141413;\"\u003eAvailable in multiple colors, this soft unisex crew neck tee is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser — wear it to the dog park, on errands, or anywhere you want to spread a little Berner joy. It also makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift for any Berner lover who appreciates a good pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👕 Product Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size — 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Size up for an oversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Printed on demand \u0026amp; made just for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Machine washable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 International friends, visit our Etsy shop!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know within 14 days! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 PRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux printed, not raised or sewn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 PRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 CHANGES: Contact us within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Don't see exactly what your Bernese heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. Just visit our Contact Us page!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember to share your hugs — they have the power to save a life! 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