{"product_id":"products-epic-furry-berner-tshirt","title":"Epic Furry The Shedding Will Not Stop Bernese Mountain Dog T-Shirt | Funny Rock Parody Berner Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe fur is everywhere. On the couch. On your black pants. In your coffee. In your soul. And honestly? You wouldn't have it any other way. \"Epic Furry\" is the heavy metal parody tee for every Berner owner who's fully accepted their fate. 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