{"product_id":"products-berners-and-sunshine-tshirt","title":"The Only B.S. I Need Is Berners \u0026 Sunshine T-Shirt | Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's be real — the only B.S. any of us need is Berners and Sunshine. This playful tee says exactly what every Bernese Mountain Dog owner is thinking. Designed by Norah \u0026amp; Lilah's Momma for the Bear Pack member who tells it like it is. 🐾☀️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Size up for an oversized fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Available in multiple colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Printed on demand — made just for you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders! 🐾 International friends, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theberniebears.etsy.com\"\u003eEtsy\u003c\/a\u003e shop!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you. 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux — printed, not raised or sewn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCHANGES: \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Us\"\u003eContact Us\u003c\/a\u003e within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact Us\"\u003eContact Us\u003c\/a\u003e within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't see exactly what your Bear Pack heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. 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