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This tee was made for exactly that kind of unapologetic Berner dad energy. 👑🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether you're heading out for a walk, grabbing coffee, or cuddling your Berner at home, this shirt lets everyone know exactly who you are. 🐶\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Size up for an oversized fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Available in multiple colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Printed on demand — made just for you\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Machine washable\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders! 🐾 International friends, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/theberniebears.etsy.com\"\u003eEtsy\u003c\/a\u003e shop!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. 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