{"product_id":"epic-furry-shedding-will-not-stop-bernese-mountain-dog-tshirt","title":"Funny Bernese Mountain Dog Shedding Shirt | Gift for Berner Owner | Epic Furry Rock Parody Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fur is everywhere. On the couch. On your black pants. In your coffee. In your soul. And honestly? You wouldn't have it any other way. \"Epic Furry — The Shedding Will Not Stop\" is the Bernese Mountain Dog owner's anthem, rendered in full heavy metal rock band glory. A grinning Berner face bursts from the center surrounded by lightning bolts, loose fur and explosive energy, topped with the \"EPIC FURRY\" logo in jagged metal-style lettering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis rock band parody design is the funniest, most honest thing any Berner owner will ever wear. Because if you live with a Bernese Mountain Dog, you already know: the shedding is not a phase. It is a lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in multiple colors, this soft unisex crew neck is a guaranteed gift hit for any Berner owner with a sense of humor — for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where someone deserves a shirt that makes everyone in the room immediately understand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👕 Product Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size — 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Size up for an oversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Printed on demand \u0026amp; made just for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Machine washable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 International friends, visit our Etsy shop!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know within 14 days! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 PRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux printed, not raised or sewn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 PRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 CHANGES: Contact us within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Don't see exactly what your Bernese heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. Just visit our Contact Us page!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember to share your hugs — they have the power to save a life! 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