{"product_id":"4th-of-july-bernese-mountain-dog-gift-shirt-patriotic-berner-tee","title":"Funny 4th of July Bernese Mountain Dog Gift Shirt | Patriotic Berner Tee — You Look Like the 4th of July","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou look like the 4th of July and make me want a hotdog real bad — and this Berner is absolutely that energy. Decked out in star-shaped sunglasses, a \"250\" cap, and an American flag bandana, surrounded by red and blue stars. The bold text says it all: \"YOU LOOK LIKE THE 4TH OF JULY — make me want a HOTDOG real bad.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \"250\" on the cap is a nod to America's 250th birthday — the Semiquincentennial on July 4, 2026.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👕 Product Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Soft unisex tee — true to size — 100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Size up for an oversized fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Printed on demand \u0026amp; made just for you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Machine washable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Please note: white may appear off-white\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚚 Free shipping on all USA orders!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 International friends, visit our Etsy shop!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤🤎🤍 Love It Guarantee: At The Bernie Bears, we stand behind every single order. If you do not absolutely love your purchase as much as a Berner greeting you after you've been gone for 30 seconds, just let us know within 14 days! We will issue a 100% refund immediately. No return necessary. No leashes attached. No dramatic Berner tantrum. No fuss. That's our promise to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 PRINT NOTE: This is a flat printed graphic design. Any embroidered or textured effect is faux printed, not raised or sewn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 PRODUCTION: Please allow up to 3 business days before shipping.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 CHANGES: Contact us within 4 hours of ordering for any modifications — once in production we cannot make changes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 RETURNS: If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery so we can make it right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 Don't see exactly what your Bernese heart desires? We love creating custom Berner magic — we're always happy to help before or after your order. 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